*Update* Screwdo!

So apparently Grant found Peter Kahns myspace. You might remember him as the man who's screwdriver filled dildo, or Screwdo, I found in the park (a multi purpose tool, invented by Mr. Kahn).

There really isn't much information up on his space but I encourage everyone to send him some messages because seriously this guy is sick as fuck, and he definitely takes partying to the next level. 20 bucks to the first person that gets him to chill.

Contact P. Kahn. Here.

We are not the same, I am a martian...

Just another breezy morning in the O.

This is going to be my "Summer 08" look. 

Squirrel came and visited for the weekend...

I got kicked in the balls by a drunk Squirrel.

But I was still ready to fucking party.

Daddy did you pop me?

Thats why I married him.

In case you missed it.

Travel photos. Here.

Hiro Nakamura.

Save the cheerleader, idiot...

It's shakey as fuck... and I realized that this guy is a fucking nerd. At least he reps my boy Colbert.

What the fuck are you trying to say Burger King?

Ocean Man

Wont you take me by the hand, lead me to the land, that you understand...

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Unfortunately YouTube deemed the video that was here offensive and deleted my account. If you know what the video was or if you were lucky enough to see it, your welcome.

Islands are Forever.

The night of the Islands show.

Despot rapping on Where There's a Will There's a Whalebone.

And he brought his blurry friend, Aesop Rock.

Did I mention the entire time this show was going on James and Bianca were having a battle to the death via liquor?

R.I.P. Slimer...

Random acts of Slimeness...

We all met up in the city for the Islands night show, these are the events that led up to that show.

A gnarly ass crew.

A gnarly ass dude.

We drank on the street for a while.

Pete Player's (green jacket) face in this picture kills me everytime.

Then we made our way to a bar at some point.

Eventually we met this insane black midget.

Don't tell anyone I rubbed on your pillow, JUST RELAX, JUST RELAX!!!

Free Diamonds at the Mac store!

Islands did an impromptu acoustic set at the Mac store. Needless to say it was sick as fuck...

I love these man's!

My second favorite Fake Brother-Asian-Canadian-Indy Rock-Violinist-Duo, The Chow Brothers.

They played a few new songs before rocking one of the classics, Swans.

Drinking in Dolores

Ringer, Way Way and I went out for a lovely afternoon in the park. The day started off innocent enough but as always things eventually got fucking weird...

Dr. B and his best friend The Bag Man joined us for a cool cerveza.

We saw two Cholo's running at breakneck speed towards what appeared to be an abandoned purse of some kind. After they had sufficiently rummaged through it we went to investigate. This is the scene we stumbled upon... A dirty sock, some leather, a match book, a spoon, an insane man's ID, an indian finger chime, a crackpipe made out of a sink's pipe and the mother of all come ups, a used dildo.

Peter Kahn if you are reading this I don't have your dildo anymore, sorry bro...

This find kept us occupied well into the night...

After John did this the novelty kind of wore off for me...

Oh did I mention the meat of the dildo was a screwdriver? Because the meat of the dildo was a fucking screwdriver.

And then this stuff happened,

The End.